Groupie

[Intro: Sheena from St. Louis]

Hey, baby. I was callin' to say that I- I... I miss you

I'll do anything to be with you, baby, call me back

This is Sheena from St. Louis, call me back!

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

You're just a groupie (Who, me?)

But you mean much more to me

Than just a groupie (Who, me?)

'Cause the things you do to me

She's just a groupie (Who, me?)

But she means much more to me

Than just a groupie (Who, me?)

'Cause the things you do to me

[Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun]

The Hostile Takeover, oowee!

I met a Apple Bottom, San Jo model, like to swallow (Groupie!)

Huh, wonderin' if mami gon' choose me

Fuck it, let the Grey Goose and Cranberry Tropical lead her to me

Then I'll holla, I'm actin' all non-chalant, you eyeing me

Sort of obli-vi-ous to my dogs comments

You need a mental connection from stress relief (I'll offer)

As soon as the pill kick in watch the panty hose fall off her

And twenty minutes later, mami's on E

And she can't keep her little groupie hands off me

Now her mouth is around my dick

Then we fuckin' and sex-ercising

I'm in her hole, Off in her soul

Lovin' my extra sized (dick)

Whenever I call, I can hit it

She love some Kutta

Whenever I'm dwellin' on that encounter it makes me stutter

'Cause I, I, uhh (Dammit)

Won't even try y'all

Pop it and knock yo shit outta socket like Houston's eye ball, 'cause

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

You're just a groupie (Who, me?)

But you mean much more to me

Than just a groupie (Who, me?)

'Cause the things you do to me

She's just a groupie (Who, me?)

But she means much more to me

Than just a groupie (Who, me?)

'Cause the things you do to me

[Verse 2: Krizz Kaliko]

Road again, I met a lot of groupies

I got a California, Colorado, Kansas City (Groupie!)

And ooh-wee! Wasn't s'posed to choose me

Somethin' I said to her maybe made her give it to me

Caribou got you woozy too

Got ya doing things you wouldn't usually do

And ooh, I love womens

Gotta find a way to get 'em on the bus and outta their linens

I make 'em strip for me (Damn)

It's the shit homie (Woo!)

Treats me somethin' nice

Beast, we somethin' like

Gimme Felicia O!

Know how to do it right

When you see the Snake and the Bat

Know where yo girlfriend at

'Cause every time you turn yo back

She be with them rapper cats

Let her on the bus to braid my cornrows

But when I start pourin' those, we makin' pornos

To me you much more than a S-L-U-T

(She's a groupie!)

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

You're just a groupie (Who, me?)

But you mean much more to me

Than just a groupie (Who, me?)

'Cause the things you do to me

She's just a groupie (Who, me?)

But she means much more to me

Than just a groupie (Who, me?)

'Cause the things you do to me

[Interlude: Shannon from Washington]

Hey, I was just thinkin' about the time we had on the stairs

I'd have to say, that was a first *Laughs* Call me back

I wanna tell you about this crazy dream I've been havin' about you, baby

This is Shannon from Washington, I miss you

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]

What's sizzlin pigeon? When I'm thizzin' I need a

Supercalianimalistic, sex me à la (Groupie!)

And I don't care if she fair with the long hair

But as long as we there, bare and I bone

And we share squares on the stairs of my hotel

If they stare at us, oh well

'Cause your boyfriend's waitin' while I'm breakin' your swole tail

And your boyfriend hates, while he pace, cryin' a storm in the lobby

When you get to the house you fight like Foreman and Ali

But check it, gave you an autograph

On your calf then I dashed

But I didn't know that it'd be a tattoo the next time I saw your ass

She got on my bus, I was like "Holy shit"

She laid on the couch opened her legs and said, "You owe me this"

I'm the answer to your girls groupie pains, oochie coochie dames tempt me

When in my presence they tell me, "Pinch me"

'Cause I'm exciting baby, if I didn't exist

Sexy female scientists would have to invent me

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

You're just a groupie (Who, me?)

But you mean much more to me

Than just a groupie (Who, me?)

'Cause the things you do to me

She's just a groupie (Who, me?)

But she means much more to me

Than just a groupie (Who, me?)

'Cause the things you do to me

[Outro: Krizz Kaliko]

See I'm tryna keep it quiet

Tryna keep it on the low

Ain't gon' let you bust a while

Open up but what's at home

She's just a groupie

But she means much more to me

Than just a groupie

'Cause the things you do to me

[Outro Skit: Tech N9ne]

What up, Robert?

That's the end of- that's the end of me

That's the end of me, I have three, e'rbody else have two

Alright, tell me when you ready

Alright, we're gonna move along to the next group

And this is the first, I think... hold on, hold on...

Nah, this- yeah, this is the first rock group that we've signed

Nah, nah, let me do it again

Let me do- I don't wanna fuck up my words and shit

Okay, we're gonna move right along to the next group

The next group, is hailing from Detroit, Michigan

Critical Bill, baby!

The first rock group that we've signed to Strange Music

You know what I'm sizzlin'?

What up, though, to all my homeboys, you knaimsayin'?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on

I gotta give a shoutout to all my homeboys, dog

Uhh, on lead you got Power Dice, ya knaimsayin'?

You got bass, that's Phil, what up, though, homies?

You know what I'm sizzlin'?

Mike Scott on guitar, Mark on the drums

What up though?

Tom Soyer on the cuts, baby!

Yaknaimsayin'?

And my boy, brother Al, that's my dog

We kick it like donkeys all the time

What up, though, to all my homies

From Detroit, Michigan

Now, their album title is called "Downtown the World"

That's due out, like first quarter, yaknaimsayin'?

'07

And on that album "Downtown the World"

You'll hear this song called "Rock Like That"

And we're gonna introduce you to this one first

'Cause it's hard hittin'

It's called "Rock Like That", by Critical Bill

Check it out!