Hood Connection, Strange Commercial (Skit)

[Female Announcers]

And now, for America's #1 show: The Hood Connection

With your host: Rob Ethan!

[Tech N9ne performing the show's theme]

Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex

It's the Hood Connect, we give what the bitch will take

The Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex

It's just the Hood Connect, da da duh-duh-duh dadadada

[Host Rob Ethan and Crowd]

Well, hello, and welcome to the Hood Connection

Today's contestant happens to be torn between three women

That's his wife, his bitch, and his girl

Boooo!

Ha ha ha, I can't wait to see how this one pans out

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[Host Rob Ethan and Contestant]

And we're back on the Hood Connection

When we left, our contestant had a choice between his wife...

His bitch...

His girl...

Or you can take them all for the win with the spin of that wheel

What's it gonna be?

I think I'm gonna go for the spin, Rob, I think I'm gonna go for the spin

He's gonna go the spin!

Ok here we go, I gotta spin this motherfucker

*Wheel spinning*

Ah!