Real Killer

[Intro: Tech N9ne & Woman]

*phone ring*

-Yo

-It's me

-What’s wrong?

-I'm just gonna say I'm due in October!

-Ahh sshh...

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]

I was kicking it with this chick for a minute

She picked me to hit it, real stiffly I sitted

He spit then we quit it

Then I told her to miss me and splitted

Quickly I lit it up, no problem to get it up

Then she called and said she needed me to help her get rid of what?!

A baby! She said she wanted me to kill it

No evidence, blood - Don't spill it

I'm saying at first, I didn't feel it

But then I started to ponder on what was coming up yonder

A baby by a fling made days seem really somber

So we both were in agreement, the baby I seen it

Thinking of killing it made me almost fall to the cement

This ain't a job I can do myself, I ain't got the brain for this

So I called a homie in Kansas who was trained for this

He say the way I rap and make skrill for a living

He said he kills for a living

For the grip span, he's a hit-man

So I paid him a fee, he told me what date it would be

Me and her was down, but I really don't think the baby was G

So we three road to Kansas, baby probably thinking we scandalous

Can't even walk and we banned his life

Man is trife, walked in and he told us to relax

I sat and he took her and baby to the back

Before I came I smoked some dope to calm me

They came back and she was baby-less and she was looking like a zombie

Baby gone (Baby gone)

Were we wrong? (Hella wrong)

Gotta move on (Gotta move on)

Let it alone (Yeah)

I dropped her off but she didn't hate me for killing the baby

She said she still wanted to date me, crazy!

I'm riding and I'm thinking "Why?!"

I took a life but I ain't tweeking

I know God probably thinking I should die!

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

This is what you call a what?!

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

I don't really give a fuck!

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

Know that ain't nobody iller!

Real killer (That is me!)

That-is-me, that-is-me (Mass murderer)

That-is-me! (Natural born killer)

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]

A couple of years later, I'm creeping with this chicklet

Little thick chick, hit it raw and gave her triplets

I need to learn to hold my liquid

So I called my man in Kansas City, Kan

I told him I needed him to do it again

After he put 'em away, I asked him

"Homie, how could you be so raw?"

He said to me "How could YOU be so raw?!"

We scattered (Scattered), one year later I splattered in the same chick

She wanted to have it, but I made her do the same shit

So I murdered five kids of mine

I'm 'bout to sit in hell a lifetime bid for mine

Cause of abortion (No more)

Abortion, now it's blown out of proportion

Insane... Never again (Never again)

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

This is what you call a what?!

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

I don't really give a fuck!

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

Real killer (That is me!)

Know that ain't nobody iller!

Real killer (That is me!)

That-is-me, that-is-me (Mass murderer)

That-is-me! (Natural born killer)