History

[Intro]

This is a song called The History of Tenacious D

And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past

It's a chronicling of our rise to power!

[Verse 1]

We ride with kings on mighty steeds across the Devil's plain

We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain, no!

[Verse 2]

We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2, even stopped a moving train

We've traveled through space, and time, my friends to rock this house again, rock!

[Verse 3]

We ride and we ride, and we'll never subside and we'll ride 'til the planets collide

And if you say that we do not ride, I'll tan your fuckin' hide, ride!

[Verse 4: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]

Kyle's fingers be silver, Jack's voice then be gold

But lest you think we're vain

We know you're all robots, and we don't care

Tenacious D, we reign!

[Outro]

We reign

Supreme

Oh God

Burrito Supreme

And a Chicken Supreme

And a Cutlass Supreme

Supreme, yeah

Go now Kyle, one two three

Supreme, yeah

Go now Kyle, one two three

Supreme

Go now Kyle, one two three

Burrito Supreme

And a Chicken Supreme

And a Cutlass Supreme

Supreme!