Master Exploder

[Prelude: Open Mic Host & Jack Black]

This uh next band asked me not to read this

But, goddammit, I'm going to read it anyway

Because I wrote it, and it's the truth

I fucking love this band

They're the best band ever, period

Ladies and gentlemen, Tenacious D

Hey, what's up

Me and KG wrote this song 5 minutes ago

It's called "Master Exploder"

[Intro: Jack Black]

Ahh!

[Verse 1: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]

I do not need

He does not need

A microphone

A microphone

My voice is fucking

Fucking

Powerful!

[Bridge: Jack Black]

Ahh

Ah-aaah!

Sorry

[Verse 2: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]

I did not mean

He did not mean

To blow your mind

To blow your mind

But that shit happened to me

All the time

[Verse 3: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]

Now take a look

Take a look

Tell me what do you see?

What do you see?

We've got the Pick

Of Destiny

[Outro: Jack Black]

Ahh

Ahhh-yea!