Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite! (Take 4)

John: For the benefit of Mr. Kite

John: Ice water

Paul: One, two, one, two, three, four

[Verse 1: John Lennon]

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there

Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair, what a scene

Over men and horses hoops and garters

Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!

In his way Mr. K. will challenge the world!

[Verse 2: John Lennon]

The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishops gate

The Hendersons will dance and sing

As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late

Messrs. K. and H. assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!

[Verse 3: John Lennon]

The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound

And Mr. H. will demonstrate

Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill

Without Henry!

Three, four

Three, four

George Martin: Don't shout it out, though, John, just mouth it

John: Well, alright

George Martin: You'll hear it, though, I mean, it'll be on the bass

John: Well, we'll have the massed Alberts on by then, won't we? Two, three, four