Mean Mr. Mustard (Take 20)

[Verse 1]

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark trying to save paper

Sleeps in a hole in the road, yes he does

Saving up to buy some clothes, yes he is

He keeps a ten-bob note up his nose, yes he does

He's such a mean old man, yes he is

He's such a mean old man, yes he is

[Verse 2]

His sister Shelly works in a shop

She never stops, she's a go-getter

She's saving up to look at the queen, God save the queen

Only place that he's ever been, God save the queen

He always shouts out something obscene

He's such a dirty old man

Dirty old man

[Outro: John Lennon, George Harrison]

Come on now did I see you?

Well who knows

His sister Bernice works in the furnace