The Ballad of John and Yoko (Take 7)

[Intro: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Mal Evans]

Mal?

Hello

Un string avec caput, Mal

Ok

It gotta bit faster, Ringo

Okay, George

Okay

[Verse 1]

Standing in the dock at Southampton

Trying to get to Holland or France

The man in the mac says, "You've got to go back"

You know they didn't even give us a chance

[Chorus]

Christ, you know it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

They're gonna crucify me

[Verse 2]

Finally made the plane into Paris

Honeymooning down by the Seine

Peter Brown called to say

"You can make it ok

You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain"

[Chorus]

Christ, you know it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

They're gonna crucify me

[Verse 3]

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton

Talking in our beds for a week

The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?"

I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace"

[Chorus]

Christ, you know it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

They're gonna crucify me

[Bridge]

Saving up your money for a rainy day

Giving all your clothes to charity

Last night the wife said

"Poor boy, when you're dead

You don't take nothing with you but your soul, think"

[Verse 4]

Made a lightning trip to Vienna

Eating chocolate cake in a bag

Newspaper said, "She's gone to his head

They look just like two gurus in drag"

[Chorus]

Christ you know it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

They're gonna crucify me

[Verse 5]

Caught the early plane back to London

Fifty acorns tied in a sack

The men from the press said, "We wish you success

It's good to have the both of you back"

[Chorus]

Christ, you know it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

They're gonna crucify me

The way things are going

They're gonna crucify me!

Da da da

Da da da

[Outro: John Lennon, Paul McCartney]

Yeah, we'll have him, we'll have him!

There was only the one, it was worth it for that

What?

Cause you came out before, that's alright

I think we'll listen to it