Crinsk Dee Night

[Brian Matthew]

The next few minutes are in the lap of the gods and the hands of the Beatles

In my young days, when I was a lad, they used to have actors in films and now that they-

[Paul McCartney]

Yes?

[John Lennon]

Ay listen

[Paul McCartney]

It's all changed, now, Brian, they're not doing that, no actors

[John Lennon]

It's all changed, now

[Brian Matthew]

Well this is what I wondered

In those days, the actors used to say their best bits were left on the cutting room floor, did you find that?

[John Lennon]

No, no, no, those was the good bits in the film, you should have seen the rest

[Brian Matthew]

Yes

[John Lennon]

Rubbish

[Brian Matthew]

Was it, really?

[John Lennon]

Even worse, yes

[Brian Matthew]

Who was worst?

[John Lennon]

Oh, Paul

[Brian Matthew]

I see

[Paul McCartney]

I think John was rather worst

[John Lennon]

No, it was you

[Paul McCartney]

Oh, Ringo was very good, he was, he's a good lad yes

[Brian Matthew]

He was

They're saying he's a new Charlie Chaplin, do you think that's right?

[John Lennon]

He was miming

[Paul McCartney]

You, too, with Jason

[Paul McCartney]

New Charlie Chaplin

[John Lennon]

Oh, yes, he's an old one

Okay, Ring?

[Ringo Starr]

Alright, John

[Brian Matthew]

He's beginning to look like it, now, then

[Ringo Starr]

Can you hear me?

[Paul McCartney]

Can you hear him?

[Brian Matthew]

Not really I hope not, hope not!

[Paul McCartney]

Hello!

[John Lennon]

We brought you the flowers, Ring

[Brian Matthew]

Not allowed to talk

[Ringo Starr]

Ay?

[John Lennon]

We brought you the flowers

[Ringo Starr]

Oh good

[John Lennon]

And the grapes

[Ringo Starr]

Oh, I like grapes

[George Harrison]

He likes grapes, you know

[John Lennon]

Brian's nose is peeling

[Brian Matthew]

My nose is peeling yes

[John Lennon]

Listen this

[Brian Matthew]

Yes, been in the sun

[George Harrison]

Been to Portugal

[Brian Matthew]

Well guess who's, guess who's top of the pops in Portugal, then?

[George & Paul]

Who?

[Brian Matthew]

Os Beatles

[John Lennon]

Os Beatles? Great, great laugh

[Brian Matthew]

Ridiculous, Os Beatles

I don't suppose you know the title of your film in Portuguese?

[George Harrison]

No

[John Lennon]

Crinsk dee Night??

[Brian Matthew]

Could be, let's hear the number, shall we?

[John Lennon]

Right