Here For The Other One

I've been queuing in the rain

With a ticket in my hand

Would I go through all this pain

Just to see your shitty band?...No!

Cos I'm here for the other one

And I'm fine if you carry on

I don't want you to get me wrong

But you're not my thing

This is quite a heavy gig

All photography is banned

That's what happens when you're big

You lose contact with your fans...

(that's alright)

Cos I'm here for the other one

Cos I like some of what they done

And I'm sure you're a lot of fun

But you're not my thing

There are acts you don't forget

I've seen many come and go

I've been fried and I've got wet

And I think you ought to know

That I'm here for the other one

And I'm fine if you carry on

I don't want you to get me wrong

But you're not my thing