Jack Immortal

I rolled my car and I stepped right out

Without a single cut or bruise

I just left it by the road and walked away

Like I've been protected

By pagan forces

I got jumped by a bunch of drunks

And I was carrying a flute

With which I accidentally stabbed one in the eye

And he went down screaming

And the others legged it

I blew my mind on a devil's cocktail

And people say that I turned blue

And apparently I died for half an hour

But I still got through it

And I came back stronger

You can run me down, you can rip me up

And I won't feel the slightest thing

I'm impеrvious to injury or pain

And you'll never stop me

'cos I'm jack immortal