Bad Guy

[Verse 1]

Black Hat, black suit

My shady clothes

Mustache twirled tight beneath my nose

Creepin', I lurk in the shadows

Cause I'm a criminal

Boo, hiss

At me when I'm around

That miss I'll take without a sound

My lair is hidden underground

My scheme? The pinnacle

[Pre-Chorus]

So you're a good guy

Help out if you could guy

Not misunderstood guy

Doing as you should guy

I'm that bad type

Tie her to the tracks type

Might just use an axe type

Keep my mustache waxed type

I'm the bad guy

Boo

[Chorus]

I'm the bad guy

[Verse 2]

I'd like the world in my control

You say I'm diabolical

That's me

I've got to play the role

So one-dimensional

Kidnap the damsel in distress

But she won't wear the wedding dress

So I'll just tie her up, I guess

Leaving a ransom note

[Pre-Chorus]

So you're a coarse guy

Swoop in on a horse guy

Rescuing with force guy

Take the hero's course guy

I'm that mean type

Out to get your green type

Try to hog the scene type

Comically obscene type

I'm the bad guy

Go

[Chorus]

I'm the bad guy

I'm only good at being bad

Bad

[Bridge]

I like when you get mad

It does my old heart glad

Now and then

But wait, what's that?

The antidote's under your hat?

Well, you may have stopped this crime

But I'll get you next time

Drat, foiled again

[Outro]

I'm the bad guy

I'm the bad guy

I'm the bad guy

Come on! You know who I am

I'm the bad guy