The Ballad of the Steam Engine Viewfinder

They come riding in on the rails
A malicious band of theives
They bring with them nothing but pain
And destruction's all they leave

With robots and weirdos and freaks
They're a most disturbing crew
So beware if they enter your town
'Cause they're coming after you!

The Steam Engine Viewfinder's coming your way
So lock up your riches and hide them away
You won't be ready when they come to town
Spreading terror all around

The Tin Man is leading the way,
And he's rotten to the core
And Loyce watches out for the train,
Though she longs for something more

And Ratchet, the strong engineer
Keeps them going straight and true
As the Windego's hot on their trail
But you know they'll make it through!

The Steam Engine Viewfinder's coming your way
So lock up your riches and hide them away
You won't be ready when they come to town
Spreading terror all around

They hail from the far land of OZ
It's a dark and fearsome place
With Lion and Scarecrow onboard
Moving at a breakneck pace

Now Dorothy opens the way
With a portal from her brain
And Scarlett commands all the clowns
As they ride this crazy train!

The Steam Engine Viewfinder's coming your way
So lock up your riches and hide them away
You won't be ready when they come to town
Spreading terror all around