It's a B-Movie

Watch yourself
Don't fall off from the shelf

You must be the new boys in town

What's that sound?
Is someone moving 'round?

Sit down for a spell
You don't look so well

Wait a minute!
I feel great!
You just leave yourself to fate
You might as well just hang around

It's too late
We've got to operate

Just try to relax
It's the House of Wax!

Oh, I remember Frankenstein
Shivers up my spine
Whoa-oh

I'm for getting out of here
No need to shout, my dear
No-oh

Who will go
To the cellar down below?

Trouble is a-bubblin' in the brew

And while you're down there, Mr.
Vincent Price
Will give you good advice

He'll know what to do
You just tell him "Boo!"
He will put the voodoo
In the stew, I'm telling you!

It's like a movie
It's a "B" movie show
It's like a movie
It's a "B" movie show

[Hey, hey, look at me!
I mean, really!
Barf, barf, barf!
I'm a can-opener, a lamp and a shaver!
Oh-ho-ho-ho! God!
I'm a mish-mash!]

This is weird!
It's much worse than I feared
I'll close my eyes and make it disappear

This is strange!
It ain't home on the range
You just tell St. Pete
That you got cold feet

There goes the sun; here comes the night
Somebody turn on the light
Somebody tell me that fate has been kind

You can't go out!
You are out of your mind!

It's like a movie
It's a "B" movie show
It's like a movie
It's a "B" movie show

Aaa-aaa-aaa-aah...
Aaa-aaa-aaa-aah...
Aaa-aaa-aaa-aah...

Aah!