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The Dead Milkmen – Howard Beware | Track profile | Dork

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Beelzebubba
Howard Beware

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The Dead Milkmen

Howard Beware

From Beelzebubba

Track 15

2:28

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"Howard Beware" is a track by The Dead Milkmen, from the album Beelzebubba. The track is 2:28 long. Full lyrics are available below.

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The Dead Milkmen

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Lyrics

Howard Beware

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you
While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel
Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you
We know where your kids go to school

Howard Howard beware
Howard Howard beware
Howard Howard beware
Cause you're so easy to scare
You'll hide from the shadows
And everybody knows

Howard beware the Russians they don't like you
Might as well drop the bomb on you
Howard beware the government won't protect you
Like to see you turned into Howard stew

Howard Howard beware
Howard Howard beware
Howard Howard beware
Cause you're so easy to scare
You'll hide from the shadows
And everybody knows

Howard beware the neighbors wanna kill you
Might just all form an angry mob
Howard beware your mother has disowned you
Says that you're a pervert and a slob

Howard Howard beware
Howard Howard beware
Howard Howard beware
Cause you're so easy to scare
You'll hide from the shadows
And everybody knows

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Track details

From Beelzebubba

2:28

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Album

The Dead Milkmen

1st November 1988

Track number

15

1Brat In the Frat
1:04
2R.C.'s Mom
2:26
3Stuart
2:20
4I Walk In the Thinnest Line
2:10
5Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
3:40
6Bad Party
1:52
7Punk Rock Girl
2:38
8Bleach Boys
3:48
9My Many Smells
2:20
10Smokin' Banana Peels
3:48
11Guitar Song
3:29
12Born to Love Volcanos
3:11
13Everybody's Got Nice Stuff But Me
2:49
14I Against Osbourne
1:55
15Howard Beware
2:28
16Ringo Buys a Rifle
2:20
17Life Is Shit
3:20
—Punk Rock Girl
2:38

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