She's a Hunch Back

[Verse 1]

She's a nice girl and I like her style

But she's a hunchback

I'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye

But she's a hunchback

I take her to the football game

She's my little Notre Dame

And I know things won't be the same

Without a hunchback

[Verse 2]

Took her to the dance looking for romance

She's a hunchback

And when she does the twist, I just can't resist

Watching a hunchback

Everybody's laughing at me

Why can't they just let us be?

She'll go down in history

She's got a hunchback

Hunchback

[Bridge]

I got a hunch, then again, I just don't know

She drinks Hawaiian punch, she calls me Quasimodo

I'm a lucky fella, she's my Esmerelda

Doin' what I oughta she always brings me water

Yeah

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

I know I'm doing well 'cause she's ringing my bell

She's got a hunchback

Yeah, I'm feeling fine 'cause she's so divine

With a hunchback

I take her down to gay Paris

On films and books we don't agree

She can't walk and I can't see

She's got a hunchback

[Outro]

Hunchback

Hunchback

Hunchback

She's a hunchback