The Spiderbite Song

When you got that spiderbite on your hand

I thought we would have to break up the band

To lose your arm would surely upset your brain

The poison then could reach your heart from a vein

I was glad that it didn't destroy you
How sad that would be
Cos if it destroyed you
It would destroy me

When you had that accident in your car
That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre

Dodging holes and telephone poles through the dash

A million to one that you could survive such a crash

I was glad that it didn't destroy you
How sad that would be
Cos if it destroyed you
It would destroy me

When you fell in love it was so sweet

So devoted, completely swept off your feet

Love is the greatest thing our heart can know

But the hole that it leaves in its absence can make you feel so low

I was glad that it didn't destroy you
How sad that would be
Cos if it destroyed you
It would destroy me