Curves & Nerves

You know the call came in on a princess phone on the patio

She said: hey if that's Geppetto

Tell that puppeteer I'm not here yet

Tell him that I ain't done with my beers yet

Tell him that I'm up in Massachussetts

If he wants to buy me some I'll be in the kitchenette

Making meals out of marzipan

Making love to the black and tans

Crushing butts in a coffee can

When the crowd went wild

We were under the stands

Mouths and hands, baby

Hands and mouths

So many shows where nobody comes out

Where were you when the call came in?

I was on a rocky mountain freedom binge

With all the living members of the cityscape skins

You and me and gideon

Holly went to Hollywood

It looked nothing like she thought it would

She didn't get to the part with the studios

She went straight to video

She did a movie called "North Dallas Foursome"

There was agony and ecstasy and the cheerleaders got gruesome

She did a movie called "Revenge of the Pervs"

Yeah there were screams and jeans and curves and nerves

Charlemagne in a shallow grave

With a Nazareth tape

And a vodka ice and gatorade

He didn't really fit the plans she made

These hoodrat chicks they're like razor blades

They're pretty cheap but they'll cut you deep