Have Another Drink

Has everybody got problems?

Are you stuck in a dead end job?

Frustrated and dissatisfied?

Are you on the edge of suicide?

Terrorist bombers on the left

Fascist plots on the right

Mass destruction and homicide

Are you horrified and terrorized?

Such a shame

We've all got problems, I know it

But there's one thing that's for sure

There's only one cure for all your hangups and all your depressions

Have another drink it'll make you feel better

Have another drink and you'll feel alright

If you're feeling down and you're under the weather

Have another drink and you'll feel alright

(Repeat above four lines)

Facts and figures

Filling out forms

Reading circulars

Dictating letters

Is your occupation

Getting to your brain?

Is there no relief?

It's like a ball and chain

There's no need to get depressed

Worrying won't make it better

There's only one consolation I can recommend

Don't take my word for it, try it for yourself

Have another drink and you'll feel alright

Have another drink it'll make you feel better

Have another drink and you'll feel alright

Have another drink it'll make you feel better

Have another drink and you'll feel alright

If you're feeling down and you're under the weather

Have another drink and you'll feel alright

Have another drink it'll make you feel better

Have another drink and you'll feel alright

If you're feeling down and under the weather

Have another drink and you'll feel alright

Have another drink and you'll feel alright