Have Another Drink

Has everybody got problems? Are you stuck in a dead end job? Frustrated and dissatisfied? Are you on the edge of suicide? Terrorist bombers on the left Fascist plots on the right Mass destruction and homicide Are you horrified and terrorized? Such a shame We've all got problems, I know it But there's one thing that's for sure There's only one cure for all your hangups and all your depressions Have another drink it'll make you feel better Have another drink and you'll feel alright If you're feeling down and you're under the weather Have another drink and you'll feel alright (Repeat above four lines) Facts and figures Filling out forms Reading circulars Dictating letters Is your occupation Getting to your brain? Is there no relief? It's like a ball and chain There's no need to get depressed Worrying won't make it better There's only one consolation I can recommend Don't take my word for it, try it for yourself Have another drink and you'll feel alright Have another drink it'll make you feel better Have another drink and you'll feel alright Have another drink it'll make you feel better Have another drink and you'll feel alright If you're feeling down and you're under the weather Have another drink and you'll feel alright Have another drink it'll make you feel better Have another drink and you'll feel alright If you're feeling down and under the weather Have another drink and you'll feel alright Have another drink and you'll feel alright