I Just Had Sex

[Intro: Andy Samberg & Akon]

Sometimes

Oh

Somethin' beautiful happens in this world

Akon

You don't know how to express yourself, so

And Lonely Island, yeah

You just gotta sing

[Chorus: Akon]

I just had sex

And it felt so good (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her

I just had sex

And I'll never go back (Never go back)

To the not-having-sex ways of the past

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone & Akon]

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)

It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)

A girl let me do it, it literally just happened (Oh)

Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex

If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best

When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great (Havin' sex)

And I called my parents right after I was done (Oh)

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?

Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever! Now, sing

[Chorus: Akon]

I just had sex

And it felt so good (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her

Wanna tell the world

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone & Akon]

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense! But, man, screw it

I ain't one to argue with a good thing! She could be my wife

That good? The best thirty seconds of my life (My life)

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her

'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure (Manure)

With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better

Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

[Bridge: Akon, Jorma Taccone & Andy Samberg]

So this one's dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them (Yeah)

If you're near or far, whether short or tall (Yeah)

We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch

Doesn't matter, had sex

But I cried the whole time

Doesn't matter, had sex

I think she might've been a racist

Doesn't matter, had sex

She put a bag on my head

Still counts

[Chorus: Akon, Andy Samberg & Jorma Taccone]

I just had sex (Sex)

And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)

So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes

Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had sex (Everybody sing)

And it felt so good (We all had sex) (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her (I wanna tell the world)

I just had sex (I just had sex)

And I'll never go back (I just had sex) (Never go back) (No no no)

To the not-having-sex ways of the past

(Sex has gotta be so great)