The Creep

[Intro: Andy & John Waters]

Haha, yeah

Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is the Creep

[Hook: The Lonely Island]

When you’re out at a club and you see a fly girl

Do the Creep (ha)

Do the Creep (ha)

And if you wanna make friends at the ATM

Do the Creep (ha)

And do the Creep (ha)

[Verse 1: Andy & Akiva]

Well, we got a new dance, so get up on your feet

It’s real easy to do and it’s called the Creep

Let your hands flop around, like a marionette

Pop your knees up and down, sh-sh-shakin’ your neck

Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood

And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud

Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers

Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper

[Hook: The Lonely Island]

When you see a country peach laying out at the beach

Do the Creep (ha)

And do the Creep (ha)

And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree

Do the Creep (ooh)

And do the Creep (ha)

[Verse 2: Andy & Akiva]

I was six years old when I started creeping

My parents took it to their room and I started peeping

You can imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads

And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed

And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born

Get popping out my momma like some kettle corn

And the doctor caught my head and he starting freaking

Cause I came out clean and I came out creeping

[Interlude: The Lonely Island & Nicki Minaj]

Nicki (uh), Nicki (uh huh)

Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, Nicki (yeah)

[Verse 3: Nicki Minaj & The Lonely Island]

When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room

Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room

As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling

Little did they know that for me, they were modeling

And I would laugh: ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

And they would dance: la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

So pop your peepers and squeak out your sneakers

Don’t sleep, come on, get your creep on with me

[Hook: The Lonely Island & Nicki Minaj]

Go on and get you sweating off the bride at her wedding

Do the Creep (ha)

And do the Creep (ha)

But when you sneak into a wake and you see a beefcake

Do the Creep (ooh)

And do the creep (ha)

When the judge is a hottie and you can’t control your body

Do the Creep (ha)

And do the Creep (ha)

So get your knees flexin’ and your arms T-Rexin’

And creep, haha (ha)

Do the Creep (ha)

[Outro: John Waters]

And don’t forget to smile