Alpha Chum Gatherer

[Verse 1]

Rise up real early shaking

Try to steady my hand

Make my way down to the water

Sail a half a mile from land

See where the sharks have been feeding

Out on the ocean alone

And I scrutinize the carnage

Like it was the goddamn Rosetta Stone

[Bridge]

When I crack

That secret code

It's sure to lighten my load

[Refrain]

Won’t you come out sailing with me

Into the warmth of the afternoon

[Verse 2]

Scoop up the guts and brains

Drizzle them into a plastic bag

Let it drop onto the deck

See the day drag

When I get back to the car

It's like a furnace inside

And I head on down the highway

Throttle open wide

And back home in the high heat

I spill out all my presents for you

There's blood all over the floor now

What are we going to do

[Refrain]

Won't you come out sailing with me

Into the warmth of the afternoon