The Doll Song

[Verse 1]

I had seven little dolls

In a bag

And I tell them my troubles

And the dolls say, "Nag, nag, nag, nag"

It's all you ever do

Is that all you're capable of?

And I said to the little dolls

"You have no compassion"

[Refrain]

Baby I'm talking to inanimate objects over you

I'm talking to inanimate objects over you

[Verse 2]

I was reading the Bible

I Corinthians 13

Where Paul talks all about love

But I don't know what he means

Because he says that love is kind

That has not been my experience

So I set the Bible on the kitchen table

And yelled at the Bible until I was no longer able, baby

[Refrain]

I'm talking to inanimate objects over you

I'm talking to inanimate objects over you

Yeah I'm talking to inanimate objects over you

Yeah I'm talking to inanimate objects over you