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Flat Earth by The Network

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The Network

Flat Earth

Release date: 20th November 2020

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"Flat Earth" is a track by The Network, from the album Trans Am - EP, released 20th November 2020. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

The Network

The Network

Lyrics

Flat Earth

[Verse 1: The Snoo]

I fell into a wormhole

Trying to get proof

I found that there's a controlled

Alternate truth

Some say the world is round

But it's just no use

We have a wall of ice

That's encompassing you

I've never had a problem

Dissecting the math

It's all a bunch of science

Created by the ruling class

To put us in a bubble

To put us on the grid

It was just a day trip

That Columbus did

[Chorus: The Snoo with Van Gough]

Flat Earth, flat Earth

It's what we're living on

If you think the world is round you're totally wrong

Flat Earth, flat Earth

It's what we're living on

If you think the world is round then you're probably a moron

[Verse 2: The Snoo]

This plays into the massive

Deep state hoax

Trying to manipulate

The sensitive folks

Flat Earth, flat Mars

And Mercury too

I would not believe

The facts to be true

Some say that Magellan

Circled 'round the globe

But there wasn't Google

So how could they know

His definite location? (Hmmm?)

And that makes me think

Another fake story

Another ship, sinks

[Chorus: The Snoo with Van Gough]

Flat Earth, flat Earth

It's what we're living on

If you think the world is round you're totally wrong

Flat Earth, flat Earth

It's what we're living on

If you think the world is round then you're probably a moron

Flat Earth, flat Earth

It's what we're living on

If you think the world is round you're totally wrong

Flat Earth, flat Earth

It's what we're living on

If you think the world is round then you're probably a moron

[Outro: The Snoo]

You don't even know (You don't even know)

You don't even know (You don't even know)

You don't even know

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  • Credits

    Production & Engineering

    Writer
    Tré Cool
    Producer
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    Drums
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    Keyboards
    Chris Dugan
    Background Vocals
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