Jerry Falwell's Pool Party

[Verse 1: Fink]

Your thoughts are so unholy in the holiest of holes

Onward, Christian soldier filled with jive and self-control

Sexual encounters of the dirtiest of kinds

Stick it in the hole that's in the heart and in your mind

[Chorus: Fink]

There’s no shame (You don't believe it)

You don't look good to me

There’s no shame (I can't believe it)

It makes no difference to me

No shame (You don't believe it)

I'll take it if it bleeds

The famous to the infamous is what I want to bе

[Verse 2: Fink]

Beer goggles left in the pub, a pockеt full of pills

Sodom and Gomorrah in the century of thrills

I just wanna get some skank, it's rank and rather cheap

Morning after hangover is left under the sheet

[Chorus: Fink]

There's no shame (You don't believe it)

You don't look good to me

There’s no shame (I can’t believe it)

It makes no difference to me

No shame (You don't believe it)

I’ll take it if it bleeds

The famous to the infamous is what I want to be

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Verse 3: Fink]

The moral of the story is a righteous fairy tale

Because the nitty-gritty is a life led by the tail

Sex and drugs and loss of hope, the culture in decline

'Cause I was way too fucked up when I stepped over that line

[Chorus: Fink]

There's no shame (You don't believe it)

You don’t look good to me

There's no shame (I can't believe it)

It makes no difference to me

No shame (You don't believe it)

I'll take it if it bleeds

The famous to the infamous is what I want to be