Reto

[Verse 1: Van Gough]

Reto, you're a technical whiz

Masturbating with computers for a legion of kids!

Reto, you're a solid state

A microchip and designer tape

Oh Reto, where did you come from?

With transistors and a keyboard you're a virtual gun

Reto, is there something wrong?

The bigger wider robot is abusing its probe

When life's behind the screen of an agoraphobe

Oh Reto, artificial life

A new computer and a brand new wife

Oh Reto! Can you process this?

A girlfriend in a coma having cyber-sex!

Gambling away with computer chips, oh no

[Chorus: Fink and Van Gough]

(Knowing where we're going)

Where do we go? (Where we're going)

Where do we go? (Where we're going)

Where do we go? (Where we're going)

[Verse 2: Van Gough]

Oh Reto, are you future smart?

Fiber-optic cyberclock and digital heart

Reto, can you cipher me? 802.11b

Oh Reto, it's a stripped down world

Like periodic acid in a toilet bowl

Reto, it's an SOS

We're microwaving signals like a scientist

Our bit-rate is shrinking to a nonexistence, no

[Chorus: Fink and Van Gough]

(Knowing where we're going)

Where do we go?

(Knowing where we're going)

Where do we go? (Where we're going)

Where do we go? (Where we're going)

Where do we go? Reto!