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The Offspring – Hand Grenades (1999) | Track profile | Dork

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Hand Grenades

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Hand Grenades

Release date: 1st June 1999

From Short Music for Short People

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"Hand Grenades" is a track by The Offspring, from the album Short Music for Short People, released 1st June 1999. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 2 articles about The Offspring.

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Hand Grenades

[Chorus]

Let's make hand grenades

From common things around the house

Let's make hand grenades

Listen up, we'll show you how

[Verse]

Okay, now take an old beer bottle

Fill it up with gasoline

Some paint thinner for good measure

And a sprinkle of maganese

Now stuff a sock into the top

And zippo, you'll be king

Yeah!

[Chorus]

Let's make hand grenades

Hours of fun in a little jar

Let's make hand grenades

Just try one out on your neighbor's car

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From Short Music for Short People

1999

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