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Me & My Old Lady

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Me & My Old Lady

Release date: 5th February 1997

From Ixnay on the HombreTrack 44:33

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"Me & My Old Lady" is a track by The Offspring, from the album Ixnay on the Hombre, released 5th February 1997. The track is 4:33 long. It's filed under Rock. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 2 articles about The Offspring.

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Lyrics

Me & My Old Lady

Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way
But really she don´t mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
There´s nothing wrong
There´s nothing wrong with my head
Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
Will I say that love is blind
But really I don´t mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
There´s nothing wrong
There´s nothing wrong with her head
So what if we´re making a scene now
You know she don´t give a shit
When she´s pawin´ and grabbin´ on me now
You know I don´t mind a bit
It´s all good and we
Ain´t gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want to go on and stare
'Cause we don´t care
She ain´t no ball and chain
Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position
I´m the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that I believe in love
There´s nothing wrong
There´s nothing wrong with my head

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Track details

From Ixnay on the Hombre

4:331997

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Album

Ixnay on the Hombre

5th February 1997

Track number

4

Release year

1997

1Disclaimer
0:45
2The Meaning of Life
2:57
3Mota
2:57
4Me & My Old Lady
4:33

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