Naked and Famous

I can't explain glacial motion
Or why Los Angeles don't drop into the ocean
I can't unfold the layers of mystery
Or piece together the tragedy of history

'Cause those lucky suckers, they don't have to work
Big 3D billboards and big 30 foot smurfs

And everyone wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me
I'm naked and famous

And I met a poet, said she didn't like the smell of it
Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it
I met a DJ who lived in seclusion
Reality and sobriety were her only delusions
And those lucky bastards, they didn't have to work
Big 3D billboards and big 30 foot smurfs

And everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me
I'm naked and famous

Woo!
A woo-hoo-hoo!
Wow!
A woo-hoo-hoo!

Well don't get a nose bleed
Don't get upset
We can't be naked and famous just yet
There's a big ol' dollar sign on the sunset strip
And you can send your friend a postcard
It ain't worth the trip

Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked

(A wow-wow-yeah)
A woo-hoo-hoo!
Woo!

And everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked
And famous