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The Queers – Half Shitfaced | Track profile | Dork

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Later Days and Better Lays
Half Shitfaced

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Half Shitfaced

From Later Days and Better Lays

Track 11

2:09

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"Half Shitfaced" is a track by The Queers, from the album Later Days and Better Lays. The track is 2:09 long. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Half Shitfaced

I think paying fucking rent sucks
I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon

Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
GO!

Out ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match

Half shitfaced...

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Track details

From Later Days and Better Lays

2:09

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Album

Later Days and Better Lays

Track number

11

1Granola Head
2:18
2I Hate Everything
1:52
3Murder In the Brady House
2:06
4I Won't Be
2:12
5Nobody Likes Me
2:14
6I Can't Stop Farting
1:47
7Night of the Livid Queers
2:30
8Monster Zero
3:11
9Too Many Twinkies
2:02
10Teenage Bonehead
2:53
11Half Shitfaced
2:09
12Hi Mom, It's Me
1:05
13I Live This Life
1:57
14Feeling Groovy
2:22
15Born To Do Dishes
2:04
16Junk Freak
3:26
17No Tit
1:23
18End It All
2:29
19I Can't Get Over You
3:06
20Never Ever
7:57

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