Ode 2 Joey

[Verse 1 - Joey]

There's a party coming up

It’s one to which I'm going

There's a party coming up

It’s one I'm going to ruin

I'll wear my same old boots

And a mask of pink satin [?]

They're all stand in hats [?]

And I'll stand in the kitchen

“Cigarettes and Alcohol”

Is one of my favourite songs

It's got a great chorus

And it's four minutes 50 long

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone?

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn’t tell everyone?

[Chorus - Rowan]

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn’t tell everyone?

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone, everyone, everyone?

[Verse 2 - Joey]

People found me funny

Now I’m just a joke

Some think I'm gay

‘Cause I don't act the bloke

But I've had sex with women

More than I deserve

It’s not in my face

And it's not in my words

“Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?”

Is one of my favourite songs

I can't sit and listen

Without singing along

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone?

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone?

[Chorus - Rowan]

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone?

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone, everyone, everyone?

[Verse 3 - Joey]

Youngest of four

Not much of a speaker

But get me on the floor

I'm an attention seeker

Yeah I've got my friends

More than I deserve

But when I'm by myself

I get on my nerves

This one I'm singing

Will never be my favourite song

The subject matter's bollocks

And everything else is wrong

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone?

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone?

[Chorus - Rowan and Joey]

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone?

How would you know?

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone?

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone?

How would you know I was lonely, if I didn't tell everyone, everyone, everyone?

[Outro - Joey]

This is “Ode 2 Joey”

This is the Rhythm Method