It’s a Lie

People say they saw me in Africa

Out in the bush, shooting lions

Flew on up, Nigeria

Posted the heads on line

And I heard that you got a new baby

With an old friend of mine

He's an MBA, yeah, he's a billionaire, you've been

Totally redesigned

Well, it's a lie

It's a lie

It's a low down, dirty lie

Don't make me laugh

Don't make me cry

Well, yeah, it's a lie

It's a lie

It's a low down, vicious lie

Yeah

Don't make me laugh

Don't make me cry

Don't make mе cry

All summer long, I've been in Italy

Tippin' and downin' the winе

On the run with a different duchess every night

But my only lover came from antiquity

Found her on a building sign

She's got no head, she's cut from marble, so white

Well, it's a lie

It's a lie

I've been questioned by the FBI

I've got a clean sheet, hung over my head

Holdin' it high

Well, it's a lie

It's a lie

It's a low down, dirty lie

Don't make me laugh

Don't make me cry

Don't make me cry

Well, I just heard, I'm getting married

'Round about the 4th of July

Honeymoon in Hawaii, put it in your diary

Don't forget your black tie

Well, it's a lie

It's a lie

I swear it on my mother's life

My conscience is clear, I've got nothing to hide

Nothing to hide

Well, it's a lie

It's a lie

Well, it's a low down, dirty lie

Don't make me laugh

Don't make me cry

Don't make me cry

Stole an election, took her to a fence

Tried to get the highest price

The whole thing is passé, we'll pull it all in, babe

Should've took my lawyer's advice

It's a lie

It's a lie

It's a low down, dirty lie

Don't make me laugh, don't make me cry

Well

It's a lie

It's a lie

A vicious, despicable lie

Don't make me laugh

Don't make me cry, yeah