Rubber Ballz

[Verse 1]

In a larval state

Drinking a minimum wage

I fell in with a girl so vastly superior

She wore Mardi Gras beads in her hair

[Chorus]

And I just can't get her out of my bed

Wish I'd gone with her sister instead

Love life imploded, my dice were all loaded

Can't get her out of my bed

[Post-Chorus]

I know

If she gave a fuck then it would show

And she wouldn't have me stabbing other boys

Like it's just a bit of sweetness she enjoys

[Verse 2]

Devil's daughter

So much for Simon's "50 Ways..."

What can a lonely boy do when all else seems inferior

No come-along will pull me away

[Chorus]

And I just can't get her out of my bed

Should've mainlined saltpeter instead

My vices have voted, her ass duly noted

Can't kick her out of my bed

[Bridge]

Hold on, maybe this girl is alright

Just wants the benefit of a modern love life

And I don't know the difference anymore

I've turned making bad decisions into some kind of art form

Don't mention boundaries on the phone

They slide and glide on out the door

[Chorus]

Can't get her out of my bed

Can't get her out of my bed

My vices have voted, her ass duly noted

Can't get her out of my bed

[Outro]

Slow down

I don't know what I'm hoping for

So silently I'm opening the latch

I swear she'll be the last one I dispatch