Do the Bartman

[Intro: Homer, Bart]

Bart? Bart! Bart!

Bart!

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything

[Verse 1: Bart]

Yo, hey, what's happening, dude?

I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude

Terrorizin' people wherever I go

It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow

Fixin' test scores to get the best scores

Droppin' banana peels all over the floor

I'm the kid that made delinquency an art

Last name Simpson, first name Bart

I'm here today to introduce the next phase

The next step in the big Bart craze

I got a dance, real easy to do

I learned it with no rhythm and so can you, ooh

So move your body, if you got the notion

Front to back in a rock-like motion

Now that you got it, if you think you can

Do it to the music, that's the Bartman

[Chorus: Michael Jackson, Bart]

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (Woah)

Shake your body, turn it out if you're bad, man (Check it out, man)

Front to back, to the side, yes, you can-can (Bartman)

Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Uh-huh)

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman

Shake your body, turn it out if you're bad, man (Woah, mama)

Front to back, to the side, yes, you can-can

Everybody in the house, do the Bartman

[Verse 2: Bart, Homer]

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks

I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep

Homer was yellin' (Bart!) Mom was, too

Because I put mothballs in the beef stew

Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom

Sittin' by myself, confined to my room

When all else fails, nothin' else left to do

I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove

[Pre-Chorus: Michael Jackson, Bart]

Move your body, if you got the notion (Woah, I'm feeling the groove now, baby)

Front to back in a rock-like motion (Bring it back, woah)

Move your hips from side to side now (Do the Bartman)

Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now (Woah, Lisa, ha)

If you've got the groove, you gotta use it (Hahaha)

Rock rhythm in time with the music (Hahaha, check it out, man)

You just might start a chain reaction

If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson

[Chorus: Michael Jackson, Bart]

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (Oh yeah)

Shake your body, turn it out if you're bad, man (Shake your body)

Front to back, to the side, yes, you can-can

Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Yeah, do the Bartman)

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman)

Shake your body, turn it out if you're bad, man (Check it out)

Front to back, to the side, yes, you can-can (Woah, mama)

Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (I'm bad, I'm bad)

[Post-Chorus: Bart, Michael Jackson]

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman

Everybody back and forth, from side to side

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman

Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman

She can do it, he can do it, so can I

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman

Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny

[Interlude: Bart, Homer]

Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?

Do the Bartman!

Oh, my ears

Lisa, put that saxophone away!

You can't touch this

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything

[Verse 3: Bart]

Now I'm in the house feelin' good to be home

'Til Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone

And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away

But still, I'm feelin' good, so that's okay

I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song

Listen to the kick drum kickin' along

Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan

But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman

[Chorus: Michael Jackson, Bart]

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (Hey, everybody)

Shake your body, turn it out if you're bad, man (Need I remind you)

Front to back, to the side, yes, you can-can (Uh, I am the Bartman)

Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Uh, check it out)

[Post-Chorus: Bart, Michael Jackson]

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman

Everybody back and forth, from side to side

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman

She can do it, he can do it, so can I

[Pre-Chorus: Michael Jackson, Bart]

Move your body, if you got the notion

Front to back in a rock-like motion (Move it, swing it)

Move your hips from side to side now

Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now

If you've got the groove, you gotta use it

Rock rhythm in time with the music

You just might start a chain reaction

Hahaha, I'm the Bartman

[Chorus: Michael Jackson, Bart]

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (Swing it, baby)

Shake your body, turn it out if you're bad, man

Front to back, to the side, yes, you can-can (Oh, yeah, I'm bad, I'm real bad)

Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Woah, I'm bad)

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (Do the Bartman)

Shake your body, turn it out if you're bad, man

Front to back, to the side, yes, you can-can (Haha)

Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Oh yeah)

[Post-Chorus: Michael Jackson, Bart]

(Do the Bartman) Move your body, if you got the notion (You call that dancing? Ha)

Front to back in a rock-like motion (Watch this rhythm)

(Do the Bartman) Move your hips from side to side now (Yeah)

Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now

(Do the Bartman) If you've got the groove, you gotta use it (Haha)

Rock rhythm in time with the music

(Do the Bartman) You just might start a chain reaction (Eat your heart out, Michael, ooh)

Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Haha)

[Outro: Michael Jackson, Homer, Bart]

(Do the Bartman) You're grounded!

Oh, wow, man