The Garbage Man

[HOMER]

Who can take your trash out?

Stomp it down for you

Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy, too

The garbage man!

[HOMER & TRASHMEN]

Oh, the garbage man can!

The garbage man can

And he does it with a smile

And never judges you

[MARGE]

Who can take this diaper?

[TRASHMAN]

I don't mind at all

[CHIEF WIGGUM]

Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?

The garbage man!

[TRASHMEN]

Yes, the garbage man can!

[TRASHMEN AND U2]

The sanitation folks

Are jolly friendly blokes

Courteous and easy-going

They mop up when you're overflowing

[BONO]

And tell you when your arse is showing

[APU]

Who can

[SIDESHOW MEL]

Who can

[NED]

Who can

[OSCAR THE GROUCH]

Who can

[ALL]

The garbage man can

[BART AND LISA]

'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!

[ALL]

He cleans the world for you!