Loving Machine

[Verse 1]

Here she comes walking down the street

Maddie Klein and her fabulous loving machine

In the place where I used to be

He almost looks like a human being

And here she comes walking down the street

Maddie Klein sure loves her little loving machine

Sometimes he holds her hand too tight

Ooh, but that's all right

[Chorus]

'Cause he'll never leave

No, he'll never leave

But will he ever pull her hair like she likes?

No, but that's all right

Maddie Klein and her fabulous loving machine

[Verse 2]

There they go, walking up the street

She'll take him home, shut him down, and she'll go to sleep

And that's just the way that it's got to be

She can't get him wet, or he'll overheat

And who really cares about a little rust

If Maddie Klein's got herself a little boy she can trust?

Sometimes she misses the flesh and bone

But they only wanna screw her, and leave her alone

[Chorus 2]

But he'll never leave

No, he'll never leave

Will he ever smack her ass like she likes?

Will he ever make her laugh late at night?

No, but he'll never leave

When he gets obsolete

She can always just throw him away

Get a new one, but that's okay

She'll love him the same

As her fabulous loving machine

[Flute Outro]