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Secret Xtians

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Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Secret Xtians

Release date: 5th February 2013

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About This Track

"Secret Xtians" is a track by Unknown Mortal Orchestra, from the album II, released 5th February 2013. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 5 articles about Unknown Mortal Orchestra.

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Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Lyrics

Secret Xtians

[Verse 1]

I'm going to hide from the rain

I am tired of running 'round while these nuns eat my grain

Ransacking, wolfpacking rats in a cult of fame, so lame

Secret Christians are all the same

[Verse 2]

Don't be grumpy and cold

If you want to, I can burn up a hole in this coal

Don't be surprised if it warms up right when we die tonight

Secret Christians are not too bright

[Outro]

Na na-na  na na na

Na na-na na na na

Na, na-na, na na-na, na

Na, na-na, na, na-na

Na, na na, na, na-na, na-na

Na na na-na-na-na  na-na na

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Track details

From II

2013

Album

Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Release year

2013

—No Need for a Leader
—One at a Time
—So Good at Being in Trouble
—The Opposite of Afternoon
—Dawn
—Faded in the Morning
—Secret Xtians
—From the Sun
—Monki

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Unknown Mortal Orchestra have shared another new album taster, 'Nadja'

Unknown Mortal Orchestra have shared another new album taster, 'Nadja'

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Unknown Mortal Orchestra have announced their new double album, 'V'

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Credits

Writer: Ruban Nielson
Producer: Ruban Nielson
Credited: Jagjaguwar, Ruban Nielson
Label: Jagjaguwar