Help Me Scrape the Mucus off My Brain

[Verse 1]

I guess it's somethin' in my brain

I need whiskey to ease the pain

But it's early in the mornin'

And I'm feelin' bad again

[Verse 2]

But if you ever loved me

You'll go easy on me now

Fix me up a cup of coffee

And in a while I'll come around

[Chorus]

I think I spent the dog-food money

But he'll love me just the same

And if you really love me baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

[Acoustic Guitar Solo: Pete Wade]

[Steel Guitar Solo: Russ Hicks]

[Acoustic Guitar Solo: Pete Wade]

[Verse 3]

It's a shame when morning hurts

I've seen bad and I've seen worse

It's the nature of my bein'

I took some money from your purse

[Verse 4]

And that Frenchman loves to party

And I know he's not to blame

But the way you're lookin' at me baby

I just can't help but feel ashamed

[Chorus]

I think I spent the dog-food money

But he'll love me just the same

And if you really love me baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

[Outro]

And if you really love me baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain