Who Dat?

Who dat?

Tellin' me those lies

Brother, both my eyes ain't closed yet

Got a nice disguise

But I know you're really all wet

I'm a tool to this

Nothing you can do will make me fall

Got a date to keep

You missed the seat and pissed on the wall

What dat?

Crawlin' through the phone

Beggin' me to perform my very best

Call the publisher

Ask him to advance my next check

I'm a tool to this

Certainly I'm not used to this

I'm getting fat and I'm getting old

My little girl is turning four months old

Who you?

Spooky eyes that turn

Look down at the ground when I try to talk

Maybe I should try

Maybe I should take another walk

I'm a tool to this

Maybe you'd like to see me fall down

Might trip and lose my step

But I can swim and you won't see me drown