F.B.S.M.

[Verse 1]

I saw Wicked thirty times and I'm not ashamed of that

In fact, I'll go again as soon as I can

But I'm too busy breakfast slammin'

Some strawberries with smoked salmon

Pizza coffee by the gallon

Black beans shootin' out the can

[Pre-Chorus]

You know it's true

In these wrestling shoes

You know it's true

I'll be BCCing you

You know it's true

Also, can I please use your nice shampoo?

Like ten times more than anyone needs to?

[Chorus]

I drive a freeballin' stress machine

Through the cracks of your in-between

I don't care if you laugh at me

Cos it's all that I've got in the end

[Verse 2]

I love sleeping in my van

Much better than a nice hotel

I'll drive a thousand miles by myself

No, I don't want any help

Drive all day 'cross Indiana

Look! The Mighty Susquehanna

Nah, nah nah nah

[Pre-Chorus]

You know it's true

Drink my vitamin D

You know it's true

Just BBB being me

You know it's true

And it's easy

It's a 1 2 3 4 1 2

Then you gotta play it like a cupcake falling from a window

[Chorus]

I drive a freeballin' stress machine

Through the cracks of your in-between

Gotta love if you laugh at me

Cos it's all that I've got in the end

[Bridge]

Head lamp

Ham hog

Tone bowl

Bullfrog

Rain melt

Dances

S.W.A.T. vest

Mantis

Cube head

Stonehenge

Zicam

Back-bends

So much more that I'm forgetting

Good thing I'm not in charge of weddings

Stop

[Chorus]

I am texting my whole band for a list of shit I do

And yeah, they're even making fun of me for this

But guys, can we please get to work here?

This is serious business. The trailer's not gonna load itself

[Pre-Chorus]

You know it's true

Have you seen my keepsake box?

You know it's true

Tuck these pants into these socks

You know it's true

I can spot a pregnant stick bug from a mile away

Bet you can't

Can

[Chorus]

Yeah I'm a freeballin' stress machine

In the cracks of your in-between

And I love when you laugh at me

Cos we're all that we've got in the end

[Outro]

How you like me now? Tell me can you feel me?

We're all that we've got in the end

How you like me now? Tell me can you feel me?

We're all that we've got in the end

How you like me now? Tell me can you feel me?

We're all that we've got in the end

How you like me now? Tell me can you feel me?

Uh. Ok guys, take lunch