Dark Side

[Intro]

A wannabe gangster

A wannabe gangster

[Verse 1]

I am a wannabe

You better be careful around me

I come from far away

Where Mustang dreams are made

And we are fashioned in the image of the Dons

Who have come before us

We all kiss the rings of sand

Like our fathers told us, 'cause I’m a

[Chorus]

A wannabe gangster

Better go back to Commack

I'm a wannabe gangster

You better go back to Commack

I'm a wannabe gangster

You better go back to Commack

Better go back to far away

[Post-Chorus]

A wannabe gangster

A wannabe gangster

[Verse 2]

Like a lemon pie à la mode

My nine is easy to load

All hail Jericho

Turnpike Tech, that's where I go

To learn the things about the universe I'll need

So I can build a stampede

Because I'm all up in your face again

I'm all up in your face, 'cause I’m a

[Chorus]

A wannabe gangster

Better go back to Commack

I'm a wannabe gangster

You better go back to Commack

I'm a wannabe gangster

You better go back to Commack

Better go back to far away

[Bridge]

A wannabe gangster

Victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks ya

I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair

But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy

Got Jimmy hats from pappy, so now I'm trigger-happy

Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit-wit?

Got Cheese Wiz or not?

Then I might have to blow up ya mail box, biatch

Or toilet paper ya front yard

Show the cops my Suburbs Card

They gotta let me go 'cause they know that I'm hard

It's the deal, it's for real

Ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' ya

'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster

[Chorus]

I'm a wannabe gangster

Better go back to Commack

I'm a wannabe gangster

You better go back to Commack

I'm a wannabe gangster

You better go back to Commack

Better go back to far

Better go back to far away

[Post-Chorus]

A wannabe gangster

A wannabe gangster

[Outro]

Gangster!