F.B.S.M.

[Verse 1] I saw Wicked thirty times and I'm not ashamed of that In fact, I'll go again as soon as I can But I'm too busy breakfast slammin' Some strawberries with smoked salmon Pizza coffee by the gallon Black beans shootin' out the can [Pre-Chorus] You know it's true In these wrestling shoes You know it's true I'll be BCCing you You know it's true Also, can I please use your nice shampoo? Like ten times more than anyone needs to? [Chorus] I drive a freeballin' stress machine Through the cracks of your in-between I don't care if you laugh at me Cos it's all that I've got in the end [Verse 2] I love sleeping in my van Much better than a nice hotel I'll drive a thousand miles by myself No, I don't want any help Drive all day 'cross Indiana Look! The Mighty Susquehanna Nah, nah nah nah [Pre-Chorus] You know it's true Drink my vitamin D You know it's true Just BBB being me You know it's true And it's easy It's a 1 2 3 4 1 2 Then you gotta play it like a cupcake falling from a window [Chorus] I drive a freeballin' stress machine Through the cracks of your in-between Gotta love if you laugh at me Cos it's all that I've got in the end [Bridge] Head lamp Ham hog Tone bowl Bullfrog Rain melt Dances S.W.A.T. vest Mantis Cube head Stonehenge Zicam Back-bends So much more that I'm forgetting Good thing I'm not in charge of weddings Stop [Chorus] I am texting my whole band for a list of shit I do And yeah, they're even making fun of me for this But guys, can we please get to work here? This is serious business. The trailer's not gonna load itself [Pre-Chorus] You know it's true Have you seen my keepsake box? You know it's true Tuck these pants into these socks You know it's true I can spot a pregnant stick bug from a mile away Bet you can't Can [Chorus] Yeah I'm a freeballin' stress machine In the cracks of your in-between And I love when you laugh at me Cos we're all that we've got in the end [Outro] How you like me now? Tell me can you feel me? We're all that we've got in the end How you like me now? Tell me can you feel me? We're all that we've got in the end How you like me now? Tell me can you feel me? We're all that we've got in the end How you like me now? Tell me can you feel me? Uh. Ok guys, take lunch