Soft Boy

[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot with mxmtoon]

I'm living the dream

It's just one of those dreams where you're losing all your teeth

And if you think that it gets better

Darling, take a look at me

I'm in too deep

It's the same dried ramen in a bowl I'm too lazy to clean

But I'm not drunk-texting my ex anymore

I hope my father could be proud of me

[Pre-Chorus: Wilbur Soot with mxmtoon]

Still, I won't wear the cat ears

I won't wear the cat ears

I won't wear the cat ears

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot with mxmtoon]

It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art

I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars

I'm looking for a window to another world

Where I don't feel as lost and bored

I just don't wanna be a soft boy anymore

I wanna be yours

[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot with mxmtoon, mxmtoon]

I'm living the dream

If you consider the dream to be haircuts and apathy

And if you think that I'll get better

Well, darling, take a look at me

I'm in too deep

It's the same hairstyle that I've had since I was seventeen

And I don't know why (I don't, why)

Mother, are you proud of me?

[Pre-Chorus: Wilbur Soot with mxmtoon]

Still, I won't wear the cat ears

I won't wear the cat ears

I won't—I won't wear the cat ears

Please, please, just don't make me wear the cat ears

I'm so done with the cat ears, please

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot with mxmtoon]

It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art

I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars

I'm looking for a window to another world

Where I don't feel as lost and bored

I just don't wanna be a soft boy anymore

I wanna be yours

[Outro: Wilbur Soot]

I wanna be your-our-ours

I wanna be yours, our-ours

It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art