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Xzibit

Dos Equis

Release date: 9th October 2012

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About This Track

"Dos Equis" is a track by Xzibit, from the album Napalm, released 9th October 2012. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Xzibit

Xzibit

Lyrics

Dos Equis

[Verse 1: Xzibit]

I'm a plastic surgeon, fix your face

I got Nascar numbers, I was built to race

Gon' be a long hot summer, Hubble 'scope from space

It's the next best thing since bakin' soda and base

It ain't the grill or the hunt, it ain't the paper we chasin'

All these bitches that you came to toot is basically basic

I'm gettin' white boy wasted, I'm wakin' up with a porn star

She walk around naked like she my personal OnStar

Push one button and boom: "Hey, baby, how can I serve you today?"

Pussy wet as a typhoon, ass is unreal, it look like a cartoon

Immaculate backstroke, anal and deep throat

Whatever the fuck I want, she get to makin' it happen

Powder her nose and she never take a break in the action

Shit, I'm 'bout to miss my flight

First class to London, fuckin' with you all night

But listen

[Chorus: Game]

Back up in this motherfucker, spendin' all my money in here

'Cause I don't care, blowin' kush in the air

Drivin' cars that look like spaceships

Ridin' with models and spillin' Ace in the club

Showin' international girls how to throw up a dub

While my chain swing left to right

We came to party, we can do it all night

And my money never run out, we party 'til the sun out

We off Patrón shots, so you know we 'bout to dumb out

[Verse 2: RBX]

West, uncut, welcome him home

From BG to YG, now the G grown

One click of the wrist, the competitor gone

Flight patrol on your turf like the predator drone, whoa

Not to mention pit bull bully

Razor edge bloodline, Nutro fed fully

Stupid, get it right, off the chain for the fight

One flash, green lights mean run, hit on sight

Let's go to war now, rock the Luger steady

Wake up to your nightmare, Freddy Krueger's ready

One finger slice, now you pay the price

Put your life on the line if you feel you're that nice

'Cause running bullshit over here'll get you shot

Stupid, I'm the truth, that's everything you not

X's mark the spot, that's everything that's hot

And walk right upon you and run everything you got

[Chorus: Game]

Back up in this motherfucker, spendin' all my money in here

'Cause I don't care, blowin' kush in the air

Drivin' cars that look like spaceships

Ridin' with models and spillin' Ace in the club

Showin' international girls how to throw up a dub

While my chain swing left to right

We came to party, we can do it all night

And my money never run out, we party 'til the sun out

We off Patrón shots, so you know we 'bout to dumb out

[Verse 3: Xzibit]

I-I hit 'em with a nuke 'cause they pussy and they scared to shoot

My niggas hit you with the 21-gun salute

I paratroop through your city, hit the club, recruit

Let's see some titties

Boogie words for shitty birds, I'm learned from the smartest

Treat a bitch like a bitch, treat a queen like a goddess

Accosted, bombarded, weighin' me down

Slide a razor through your throat, what can you say to me now?

This is dope by the boatload, thousands of pounds

Keep the crowd in a choke-hold, deliver the rounds

I went from livin' with clowns to rockin' a crown

And protect myself, silence oppressed the sound

You was upper body violence, burn your jaw to the ground

Makin' how you got knocked out the talk of the town

Stick around for the fireworks, apocalypse now

Here and now make them dollars work, we smokin' that loud

[Chorus: Game]

Back up in this motherfucker, spendin' all my money in here

'Cause I don't care, blowin' kush in the air

Drivin' cars that look like spaceships

Ridin' with models and spillin' Ace in the club

Showin' international girls how to throw up a dub

While my chain swing left to right

We came to party, we can do it all night

And my money never run out, we party 'til the sun out

We off Patrón shots, so you know we 'bout to dumb out

[Outro]

Dumb

Dumb

Dumb

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Track details

From Napalm

2012
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Napalm
Napalm
Xzibit
5th October 2012
Release year
2012
  1. —Louis XIII
  2. —Meaning Of Life
  3. —Gangsta Gangsta
  4. —1983 Remix
  5. —I Came To Kill
  6. —Everything
  7. —Spread It Out
  8. —1983
  9. —Crazy
  10. —Movies
  11. —Something More
  12. —Dos Equis
  13. —Enjoy The Night
  14. —Killer's Remorse
  15. —Phenom
  16. —Stand Tall
  17. —Up Out The Way
  18. —Throw It Like It's Free
  19. —Napalm
  20. —Forever A G
  21. —State Of Hip-Hop vs. Xzibit

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer
RBX, Rick Rock, The Game, Xzibit
Producer
Rick Rock
Engineer
Jay Turner
Assistant Mixing Engineer
Eric Weaver
Mastering Engineer
Dan Gerbang, Howie Weinberg
Mixing Engineer
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