Manliness

[Intro]

Ooh

[Verse 1]

Two roads diverged into a wood

I took neither, here I stood

Clenching my jaw, I made a fist out of my hand

You can sure waste a lot of time

Trying to be a man

[Verse 2]

I hugged a tree, I shed a tear (I hugged a tree, I shed a tear)

But I did it all while no one was here (No one was here)

Except my shadow who was making other plans

You can sure waste a lot of space

Trying to be a man

[Verse 3]

Oh, verbs and nouns and adjectives

Extracted as if through a sieve

Leaving out the flowery bits

The rind, the pulp, yеah, and the pips

Reduce it all down to thе juice

Trying to be a man

[Verse 4]

I score a goal, but I miss the point (I score a goal, but I miss the point)

My statement made, then I left the joint (I left the joint)

Opinions are like arseholes

I kept it clean, then I ran

You can suck the air out of a room

Trying to be a man

[Verse 5]

Opinions disguised as facts

And can I take the last one back?

Leaning so far that you fall, ooh

Oh, the thrill of it all

One step forward, one step back

Trying to be a man, oh

Oh

[Verse 6]

Two roads diverged into a wood

Oh, I took neither, here I stood

Grains of sand as they fall in through my hand

Oh, just watching time go by

Trying to be human

Trying to be human

Trying to be human

[Outro]

Trying to be human

Trying to be human

Trying to be human, man