Yes, Dear Reader. while the music press at large concerns itself with such weighty matters as artistic evolution and genre deconstruction, we’re over here asking the really important questions.
Have you ever had a nemesis who didn’t know they were your nemesis?
No – I can be civil, but if you're my nemesis, you'll know about it.
What’s your most niche, useless talent?
I don’t know if this counts as a talent, but I can list all of the US states and their capitals. I learned them when I was bored in my early teenage years. I often do it when I'm stressed out, to order my brain.
What’s the strangest compliment you’ve ever been given?
There was a time in my life during which I had to get a lot of blood tests, and the nurse or doctor would always tell me my veins were easy to find.
What is your earliest memory?
I remember going into the garden to get a birthday present, and it was a doll’s house, but now I’m wondering if it was a dream.
What’s a food combo you swear by, even though everyone else thinks it’s horrific?
A bagel with tomato purée. It’s like having a pizza for lunch. I only do it in a pinch, and always at my parents’ house, because they always have tomato purée.
If you could swap lives with any person for 24 hours, who would you pick?
Jeff Bezos – I’d transfer all the money out of his accounts to charities, every single penny. Wow, what a delicious thought.
What’s the most ridiculous rumour you’ve ever heard about yourself?
I can’t remember hearing any rumours about myself. I try to be oblivious.
What food do you irrationally hate even though you've never properly tried it?
I would only say I hated something after trying it.
What’s your go-to pointless procrastination activity?
Nothing unique – scrolling.
