I ate squid sushi once, and I am 99% sure it was deeply expired because it tasted like essence of caca water.
What is your earliest memory?
Being in class taking a class nap, but I stayed awake and thought I was such a rebel.
If your latest single was a crisp flavour, what would it taste like?
Chicken drumsticks.
What’s the naughtiest thing you did at school?
Unagi bowl, Kraft mac and cheese, pecan pie.
What is your tea bag of choice?
English breakfast all the way!! London fog is my shit.
Is there anything you’re brilliant at, but nobody else knows?
Vape smoke Os (lol).
What is the worst job you’ve ever done?
Old Navy circa 2014.
Have you ever been thrown out of somewhere?
The clurb (in Bangkok for sneaking in).
What’s the best thing you’ve ever bought for under £5?
Fun stickersss.
Do you believe in aliens?
Oh, hell yeah.
Have you ever been mistaken for someone else?
People say I give off Jerry from Tom and Jerry.
If you were a dessert, what would you be and why?
Pecan pie. I love pecan pie.
What’s a boring fact about yourself?
I was born at a young age.
If you could create a new public holiday, what would it celebrate?
Pecan Pie Day!!
What’s the silliest thing you own?
A little felt creature I named Paulo that my friend Fia made.
Brachiosaurus.
Have you ever won anything?
A $100 gift card to Nike. I crashed and totalled my car on the way to the store… so really, did I even win anything?
If you could have any animal feature (e.g., wings, tail, etc.), what would it be?
Crazy sense of smell.
Which fictional character would make the best bandmate?
Clifford.
If you had to have one word tattooed on your face, what word would you have?
Chef.
If you could be best friends with a celebrity you do not know, who would you choose?
Juliette Lewis.
What do you always have in your refrigerator?
Oatmilk.
If you could make one minor inconvenience illegal, what would it be?
The dropoff loop at LAX.
What’s one thing you’ve always wanted to try?
Skydiving.
Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks.
What’s the last thing you Googled?
“Yellowjackets, why does it take so long for rescuers to find them?” I just started the show, and I’m impatient.
If you could time travel to any era, past or future, where would you go?
Greece, 5th century BC, sounded like a good time.
How punk are you out of ten?
4.75.
If you had a theme song that played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
‘Promiscuous’ by Nelly Furtado.
If you won the lottery, what would you spend the cash on?
Big house, game rooms, bowling alley, pool table, ball pit, massive pool. Anyone can come, you just have to bring a good snack.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
Hell no, and let’s keep it that way, pls.
If you could only eat one type of cheese for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
Goat. ■
Taken from the April 2025 issue of Dork. spill tab’s album ‘Angie’ is out 16th May.
