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I Grated My Thumb

From Buckle Up2025

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I Grated My Thumb

I grated my thumb while zesting lime for lunch today It hurt so badly that I cried There was blood on the worktop, there was gore on the floor And all for what was just a garnish My blood… Migrating… Ow…

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"I Grated My Thumb" is a song by Adam Buxton from the album Buckle Up, released in 2025.

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Track 2 of 15Decca Records

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