Tea Towel

It's my turn to dry the plates I look for a tea towel Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl Ti-towl Ti-towl Ti-towl There's a brand new one Hanging off the handle of the oven So I take it off the oven and I start to rub the moisture From the surface of the plate Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl Ti-towl Ti-towl Ti-towl Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl Ti-towl Ti-towl Ti-towl Oh, but it isn't absorbing any moisture In fact - it's just pushing all the moisture round the plate I may as well be using hessian It is the least absorbent tea towel That anyone has ever seen It's like they coated in plastic Whudufuh? Unabsorbent tea towel, Unabsorbent tea towel Unabsorbent tea towel, Unabsorbent tea towel Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl Wet plates in a teetery stack I wish we had the old tea towel back Mopping sopping crockery used to take a jiffy Now even a spoon takes up most of your liffy But somebody used the old tea towel To clean up their bicycle Which isn't nice, or cool I hate new… Unabsorbent towel, Unabsorbent towel Unabsorbent towel, Unabsorbent towel Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl, Ti-towl